“Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.”
“I get drunk with the idea that you’ll actually fall in love with me.”
“If I had a drink for every fuck I gave about you, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death.”
Anonymous (via fuckinq)
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
I made a promise to someone that ive been trying so fucking hard to keep. But its hard, and im failing, and i couldnt do it. Im sorry, im sorry, Im so fucking sorry.
i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass
I want a boyfriend who will call me cute nicknames and cuddle with me and leave little kisses all over my face and make me food and watch cute movies with me and fuck me so hard I dont walk for 84 days